1. Going to the grocery store with four children.
2. Having lifeguards jumping into the water to save my son. His style of swimming just happens to mimic a child in deep distress. (this happened twice.)
3. Getting burned thighs on carseats, burned toes on asphalt, and burned hands on door handles.
4. Looking around in Sacrament meeting to discover 60% of the ward is on vacation. And you are still there.